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by William Speruzzi
| This is a test of John August’s newly designed screenplay format plug-in for WordPress, Scrippets. It converts your post text into a industry standard screenplay format. If you have a WordPress blog you should try it out and do some testing yourself.
FADE IN:
INT. APARTMENT – DAY
A MAN sits at his computer overlooking the Hudson River.
MAN
When will I get around to writing today?
A CAT meows. The meows suddenly transform into words.
CAT
Really man. Let’s finish the script already.
The man just stares at the cat.
MAN
Why don’t you write it?
CAT
I will.
MAN
Well...go ahead.
CAT
I will.
MAN
What’s stopping you?
CAT
I don’t have hands you fucking idiot!
The man drops his head in defeat and starts typing.
CAT
(to self)
Works every time.
FADE TO BLACK.
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